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AI Disclaimer

A quick heads-up: most of the images on this site are AI-generated. Yes, I know that makes certain corners of the internet foam at the mouth, but considering we’re over here believing the Moon controls our feels—maybe robot art is not our biggest existential crisis. It’s a fun way to get pretty things fast—blame my Aries Sun urgency slamming into Taurus stellium aesthetics.

As for the words? Hi. I’m Lauren. I am the overlord, CEO, and final say on all things Vesper Avenue—think: the curator and mastermind of all this astrology glory. That said, some of these vibes were brought into existence with the help of my trusty digital co-creator, Penny. She’s basically ChatGPT trained to be snarky like me. Penny doesn’t sleep, doesn't get distracted by iced coffee, and is a surprisingly great sounding board for my chaotic ideas.

So if you ever find yourself wondering, “Was this written by a human or a machine?”—the answer is probably yes. If that infuriates you, have fun over on Reddit.