An astrology course for people who like personality tests.
Or anyone who just wants to know more about what their sign says about them beyond “being an Aries means you’re bold” and “Cancers are sensitive.”
“Why Am I Like This”—Your Sign Explained
A beginner-friendly course in your zodiac sign and entire birth chart that’s actually about you—specific examples, real-world language, and a minimalist, Apple Notes vibe.
Course Overview
This course is for anyone who’s ever wondered why they do the things they do—or why the google-description of their zodiac sign has never quite felt like the whole story.
It’s here to explain for the contradictions, the nuances, the “why am I like this?” moments.
I’ll teach learn the basics of your sign—all your signs, because yes, you have more than one!—along with a few other key insights that will help you understand why you’ve never felt like a Leo, or everyone keeps telling you don’t seem like a Scorpio.
All in real-world language, with specific examples, and a minimalist format that doesn’t require you to watch 40 hours of video for a 5 minute concept.
For Example …
When you're trying to learn what it means that your Mercury is in Libra in the 5th house, most astrology resources tell you things like:
“Mercury rules communication.”
“Libra is all about balance and harmony.”
“The 5th house is about creativity, romance, and self-expression.”
So you get something like:
You’re a charming communicator who expresses yourself creatively and values harmony in romance and creative expression..
Cool. But what does that actually look like?
But Vesper Avenue’s description Mercury — Libra — 5th House? …
Your voice belongs in a romantic comedy montage. You don’t just speak—you perform. You tell stories with perfect pacing, flirt like it’s opening night, and drop one-liners that deserve applause (or at least a close-up). You don’t just want someone to listen—you want them to replay the conversation in their head later like a favorite scene.
And we’ll do that for all your planets and signs (and if you don’t know where your Mercury is, or what house it’s in, I’ll show you how to find it!)
Course Preview — Quick Video Walkthrough
In this quick video, I’ll walk you through the course format, show you exactly what you’ll get, and give you a feel for whether or not this is the right astrology course for you.
This course is perfect for people who …
✔️ Can’t resist a BuzzFeed personality test, know their Meyers-Briggs, Enneagram, or Hogwarts house by heart, and want to add their full natal chart profile to the mix.
✔️ Want astrology made personal; not to memorize the zodiac symbols, but to understand why they say yes to a sushi cooking class when what they really want to do is eat Cheetos and watch Golden Girls reruns (Hint: it might be your Gemini Venus butting heads with your Taurus Moon).
✔️ Are weary of video everything; would rather have something explained in a tight written paragraph than have to watch a 9 minute video.
✔️ Are lightly familiar with their astrology profile, but struggle feel specific. Because let’s be honest, “Leos love attention” doesn’t fully capture the way you pretend to hate karaoke just so everyone would beg you to sing “Love On Top” like it’s your farewell tour.
✔️ Knows they’re a Libra because their birthday says so, but still doesn’t get why they stress about where to sit at brunch—and would love someone to spell it out in plain English.
Steer clear of this course if you …
🚫 Want to be the expert on Mercury Retrograde at brunch; this course focuses on natal charts (what astrology says about you) not transits (what the stars for us have in store for us right now).
🚫 Love to learn through video content. This is a text-based course.
🚫 Are an astrology purist or expert—this course breaks a few rules and deliberately over simplifies to help the true beginners connect with astrology.
🚫 You’re looking for “compatibility info.” I too loved those “best love match” articles in Cosmo back in the day, but this is not that.
🚫 You’re trying to master general astrology basics. You’ll probably stumble upon them anyway, but what makes this course different is that it focuses on what astrology says about you.
The Vibe
Elegantly minimalist. Think a nice clean font with lots of negative space.
Highly specific. Not “Aquarius are quirky” but “Aquarius brought their own syrup to brunch because ‘they’re experimenting with birch this month.’”
Delightfully basic. We’re going to over-simplify intentionally so that you can grasp astrology basics in a way you care about.
Understand yourself—starting now.
