Sun Signs as Pasta Dishes

You as a noodle—soft on the inside, holding sauce like a secret.

Aries

Arrabbiata.
Spicy, bold, and slightly aggressive. Burns your mouth a little but you keep going back for more.

Taurus

Cacio e Pepe.
Simple, luxurious, and made with exactly three ingredients—none of which are up for negotiation. Will walk out if you mess it up.

Gemini

Pasta Salad.
Cold? Hot? Who knows. There’s a lot going on here—and you’re probably into it.

Cancer

Lasagna.
Layered, comforting, and made with real affection and homemade ricotta.. Will cry with you, then reheat itself like nothing happened.

Leo

Lobster Ravioli.
Dramatic. Rich. Possibly wearing a crown. Not cheap—but worth it for the story.

Virgo

Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
Delicate, precise, and harder to pull off than it looks. Minimalist perfection—served with quiet judgment.

Libra

Fettuccine Alfredo (but from a Roman trattoria).
Thinks American Alfredo is a crime. Balanced, elegant, and a little high-maintenance in the best way. Looks great on a plate, and knows it.

Scorpio

Squid Ink Pasta.
Dark, intense, and not for the faint of heart. You tried it once and still think about it at night.

Sagittarius

Pasta Puttanesca.
Salty, bold, and pairs passport energy with strong opinions on art. Packed with flavor, questionable decisions, and a great story.

Capricorn

Rigatoni Bolognese.
Solid. No nonsense. Took three hours to make and won’t let you forget it. Pairs well with an early promotion.

Aquarius

Zoodles.
Technically pasta? Unclear. Innovative, slightly weird, and probably paired with something fermented.

Pisces

Mac and Cheese.
Nostalgic. Comforting. Possibly covered in goldfish crackers. Emotionally soothing, especially when eaten at midnight.