Zodiac Signs as Rom-Coms

Because your Sun sign is the plot, the chaos, and the soundtrack to your very own romantic montage.

Aries

The Proposal

Forced proximity, workplace tension, sprinting through chaos in heels. Competitive banter as foreplay. Accidentally falls hard in the middle of a visa scandal.

Taurus

While You Were Sleeping

Accidentally engaged, emotionally attached to strangers, and deeply committed to coziness, Chicago, and quiet yearning.

Gemini

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Day

Running a social experiment and writing an article and dressing like a Bond girl—all while emotionally multitasking in heels.

Cancer

Sleepless in Seattle

Crying over strangers, falling in love with someone’s voice, and taking transcontinental emotional risks based entirely on vibes.

Leo

Pretty Woman

Dramatic entrances, iconic outfits, and a storyline that knows it revolves around you. You are the main event and the emotional transformation.

Virgo

When Harry met Sally

Thinks love should come with a syllabus. Argues everything, feels everything, hides behind logic. Will take years to admit they’re in love—perfectly timed, of course

Libra

Runaway Bride

Can’t decide on eggs or husbands. Says yes too fast, panics later. Everyone’s in love with her. Has four engagement rings and a signature walk-away

Scorpio

Addicted to Love

Stalks an ex through a hidden camera setup, moves into the abandoned apartment across the street, and somehow makes it hot. Revenge + romance = your genre.

Sagittarius

Letters to Juliet

Goes to Italy with her fiancé, abandons him for an old woman’s love story, and falls for a grumpy man in an olive grove. Calls it “self-discovery.”

Capricorn

Sweet Home Alabama

Built a new life, came back to close emotional tabs. Resolves romantic conflict and generational resentment—before sunset. Major blazer energy.

Aquarius

You’ve Got Mail

Hates you in real life. Secretly in love with your anonymous internet presence. Thinks deep thoughts about capitalism and daisies. Will go to the mattresses.

Pisces

13 Going on 30

Wishes on glitter, cries at “Vienna,” believes in magic, timelines, and second chances. Just wants true love and a themed sleepover.

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